just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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