I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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