Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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