Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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