...so i touched it.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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