I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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