I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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