I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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