we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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