brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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