I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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