Sry I called you an 8
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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