fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
two words...techno handjob
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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