Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
do nipples grow back?
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