Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My ATM looks so different sober.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
