was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
