I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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