Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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