Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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