Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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