so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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