Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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