I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my being single is dangerous.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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