She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
only you would photoshop your dick
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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