Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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