I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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