Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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