I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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