ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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