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AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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