So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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