i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
did i just pee glitter
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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