: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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