he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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