wakey wakey hands off snakey
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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