You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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