He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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