I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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