i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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