whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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