how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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