is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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