just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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