His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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