I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
the raccoons are back...
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