My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
3pm strippers are depressing
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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