smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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