But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize
