got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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