this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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