Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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