ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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