This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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