Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I need water and some morals
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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