someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Your cock deserves a montage
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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