That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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